The tour across Canada continues to be a hit - literally!
Now some of you may not know this, but I am an old romantic at heart. I know I can be quite extreme at times but when it comes down to it, I am a Lady after all. And now that Valentine's Day approaches, I have been thinking about My date for that evening.
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A rose by any other name... |
Since arriving in Canada I have come across a lot of new terminology and "GFE" is one of them.
"The Girl Friend Experience"
I found this very interesting and upon a great deal of reflection I have come to realise that actually, all along I have been offering GFE as part of what I do.
However, this is what I would call AUTHENTIC GFE. Let Me elaborate what this scenario would entail...
You will take Me out for dinner to the most expensive
restaurant in town. All heads will turn when I walk in the room and people will
wonder “why is She with that guy”?
I will order the priciest item on the menu and just pick at
it - probably complaining about the surroundings and what you’re wearing.
When the waiter comes, I’ll flirt with him obnoxiously and
ask for another glass of the most expensive wine on the menu. I will barely
make eye contact with you and when I do it will be to roll My eyes at what a
loser you are. What ever small talk we make will not be of much interest to Me
and I will probably ignore you most of the night.
At that point, if I can be bothered to take you back to My
hotel room, I will tell u to strip down naked which you will of course do in
anticipation. When I look at your pathetic cocklet I will burst out laughing
and call you every name in the book (and a few you’ve never heard of too - I'm creative that way). You
will beg and plead for a little piece of the action, which we both know is
never going to happen.
I will proceed to strip you of every shred of pride you have
left and when I dismiss you, your fragile ego will be wounded for quite some
time.
That’s right wimps! It will be the most expensive night of
your life and you WON’T GET LAID. Now that’s what I call AUTHENTIC GFE – Bellatrix style.
Its time for the BEST SEX YOU NEVER HAD! Now open your wallets suckers and let Me rape you hard.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Best wishes,
Lady Bellatrix
** EXTENDED DATES IN EDMONTON – Feb 8th to 17th
Toronto – Feb 19th to 24th
Ottawa – Feb 24th to 28th
Vancouver – all of March
My tour dates are as follows: