Sunday 5 May 2013

London calling...

Greetings from My Canadian realm
 
Lady Bellatrix is pleased to announce Her return to the United Kingdom



It is with great pleasure that I announce the return to My centre of gravity… Londontown! After four glorious months touring Canada and America it is time to fly back home and set up camp again – but more on that later.
 
Since January the TOUR DE FORCE has seen Me travel from Vancouver to Toronto and back. I’ve been to Alberta twice and had the pleasure of visiting California for the first time where I had a mind blowing birthday in LA. In the four months I’ve been away from London I’ve travelled more than 20,800 km (13,000 miles) and this has only whetted My appetite for Global Domination.

I have learnt a lot about Myself on the road and it has truly expanded My deviant horizons. I have met some truly weird and wonderful people on the road and I feel that My life has been enriched by the experience. It took a lot of balls for Me to suddenly uproot Myself from the lifestyle I was entrenched in back in London in favour of such an extensive tour. But I am a lot stronger for it and I will be coming home bigger and badder than ever before.
 
For now I’m back in My original home, beautiful British Columbia. Over the next three weeks I will be eating sushi and hanging out at the beach in My spare time. But I will also be sessioning, filming and doing photo shoots in preparation for My new life back in the UK.
 
In summary, this is what you need to know:

  • Last chance to session in Vancouver will be May 21st so better get booking now boys – I won’t be back for a very long time.
 
  • I am now taking advance session bookings in London where I will be back in operation from May 27th onward.
 
  • Interrogation Bootcamp returns on May 30th and The Hunteress and I are looking for fresh blood. Are you man enough? www.interrogationbootcamp.com
 
  • In June I will be touring to Glasgow and Munich – dates to be confirmed soon.
 
That is all…for now.
 
Best wishes,
 
Lady Bellatrix

Thursday 2 May 2013

Wish they all could be California slaves…


Greetings from My sunny realm!
 

Lady Bellatrix leaves Her weapons of mass destruction in the home of the brave…
 
The time is nigh to say good bye to what has been the most fantastic tour to date – both personally and professionally. The west coast leg of the TOUR DE FORCE is slowing grinding to a halt.  
 
After leaving chillaxed San Diego I was promptly greeted by My reliable chauffeur who not only drove me around the vast metropolis of Los Angeles but gave Me insider info on The Scene and its twisted tales. By chance I also collided into a devoted slave who probably ended up with more than he bargained for. If there are two things you shouldn’t be tempted by – its fate and Lady Bellatrix!

Amongst other sights, I was taken to the Walk of Fame as you can see by this picture. But I wouldn’t expect something so frivolous as a star on a sidewalk for people to trod upon. How common! I already have a star named after Me – found in the constellation of Orion. That’s right…I’m omnipresent and I am always above you.


Move over Britney, there's a new bitch in Hollywood. 


My birthday was celebrated in style at Club Sinister in LA with four  Dominatrix friends, the photographer and the musician. We had champagne and cupcakes as we whipped ass and rocked out to Pantera. Now that’s My kind of birthday!
 
Then off to San Francisco…what a bunch of sluts! Its true that they like water sports in California – trust Me on that one! My trip to California wasn’t all fun and games though as you can see in this photo – I conducted a serious job interview for a new minion to join the fold at Bellatrix Inc.
 
Taking care of business in San Francisco
 
Soon I am headed for Vancouver and My Mistress cock is throbbing like a beacon of filth for those in the Great White North in need of correction and an induction into My slut training programme.
 
I have some serious plans brewing for later this month. But first I need to unpack, recalibrate and focus on the future. My future. My bid for Global Domination!
 
That is all…for now.
 
Best wishes,
 
Lady Bellatrix