Good Cock is Hard to Find...

Deep thoughts from the dark realm of Lady Bellatrix

 

Epitaph to read:
Lady Bellatrix - She lived fast, She loved raw, Played hard and fucked y'all!

It’s not easy being a heterosexual woman in a modern world, which is why I’m glad I’ve left this to My past. The whole dating game started becoming tiresome. At least if a guy likes a woman with big tits, he can tell straight away if that expectation will be met before getting her naked. The same cannot be said for women who like large cocks.

 

No, there is a much more difficult, time consuming way of finding this out. It goes something like this….A woman goes to the bar and catches the eye of an attractive fellow. Small talk ensues. After a few more drinks she takes him home for a night cap. They start making out and clothes come off…only for her to find a less than satisfactory endowment. There is no way to describe the disappointment.

 

If only there was an easier way of cutting to the chase. I guess one could just politely ask the guy in question if he wouldn’t mind going to the toilet and taking a quick cock shot on his phone for inspection but that might be construed as too forward or even rude. Some men can be real prudes that way!

FACT: Size really does matter

There is nothing worse than lying there naked and all horned up with a guy who will clearly not even come close to satisfying you with his cock alone. Sure tongues, fingers and toys are great, but when it comes to a proper pounding we don’t want no short dick man!

 

Don’t get Me wrong, I’m not a man hater. Quite the opposite really! I love teasing you, manipulating you, flirting with you and tormenting you with My feminine wiles. Even though My tastes have changed, I still see a lot of cock on a regular basis which has only confirmed My decision to bat for the other team. From pencil dicks to sloppy foreskin its only whetted My appetite for a good muff dive.



Three of London's Certified Cock Hunters at Carnival
- no shortage of willing victims


I spent the best part of the day with two other very experienced cock hunters at the Notting Hill Carnival. There was no shortage of man meat on parade, competing for our attention like a primitive mating ritual – the ambiance of thumping reggae beats and clouds of skunk setting the mood. But I couldn’t help but thinking, should I chose to “fall of the wagon” anytime soon I would definitely want something that would make My eyes water. And not because it was so small I could cry.

Incidentally, an abnormally well endowed porn star from California has been in touch recently expressing interesting in working with Me. Well, of course I was extremely flattered and a little bit scared at the same time. Maybe, just maybe he can lead Me back into temptation. But maybe I should be careful what I wish for!

The cock sabbatical continues.

 

Next weekend: off to the lesbian night club to see if I can score Myself a wifey
 

Launching...new Facebook account

Lady Bellatrix becomes a social (media) butterfly

 

 

 

With over 10,000 followers on Twitter, there is simply no denying that I am addicted to social media! There is no better place to air the dirty laundry of My mind than a 140 character tweet several times a day. And as My followers know, I’m not shy about cranking them out quite regularly on a daily basis!

 

There is also no denying the profound impact social media has had on My life! Through Twitter I have gained some life long friends (and a few enemies). I even found love (but then I lost it). Never underestimate who may enter your timeline and enter your life...

 

When I left the glorious nation of UK for the first half of 2013, social media proved to be a powerful tool for this Mistress. I was able to stay in touch with My old crew as well as spread the Bellatrix magic across the globe. Many of you tracked My movements around four countries, sharing and commenting on My rampant ramblings along the way!

Through Twitter, I have been able to demonstrate that I am a cunning linguist who enjoys having My wicked way with words. So why stop there…

 

With that, I would like to unveil and unleash My next social media project. FACEBOOK! So go to My fan page and LIKE the hell out of Me LIKE you have been on Twitter.

 

 

That is all...for now.

 

 

Best wishes,

 

 

Lady Bellatrix

 

 

PS: stay tuned for My east coast tour dates coming soon!

A Taste of Things to Cum...

Hello lovers and losers!

 

I don’t know what’s gotten into Me lately (but it sure isn’t cock). Since I’ve made a firm decision to quit men and focus on the Ladies, I have become a lot more frisky and My exhibitionist streak is bursting out in full force!

 

 

Who could forget the fated day two summers ago at The English Mansion Femdom ball when Mistress Jezabel and I first met. I think the entire coach knew of our acquaintance...and heard about it all the way back to London - in stereo (sorry, but She does have a forked tongue and I'm a bit of a screamer). Then there was that time at Pedestal...

 

It’s a good thing My girlfriend Mistress Jezabel isn’t shy either as we wanted to take our flirtation to a whole new level - and capture the whole filthy thing on film. Unfortunately we were rudely interrupted by a pathetic slave with a very tiny pecker so we made him watch our antics while humiliating him. We got off on each other for almost a whole hour, but we got off even more by spitting and slapping our loser cuckold.

 

Our camera man was in shock as he thought we were just getting together to for a bit of “kissing and cuddling”. Fuck foreplay! We went straight for it as we both have a lust for the Ladies.

 

The two of us can’t get enough of each other and we will soon be having a full day of Lesbian Cuckolding worthless men in our dungeon on August 18th. We're recruiting, so visit My site for full details.

 

www.ladybellatrix.com

 

Word of this latest trend in the Femdom world has spread quickly and I am being inundated with phone calls from other horny Dominant Females. Coming soon I will be having play dates with Miss Velour and XXX star Tiffany Naylor.

 

The clips are on their way so be sure to watch this space...its wide open!

 

Best wishes,

 

Lady Bellatrix